Thursday night Tara and I decided to find a semi-shady spot in Boulder Canyon to go rock climbing. We settled on Avalon and crossed Boulder Creek on the tyrolean.
Since we’d never been here before, it took a bit of scouting around to locate the climbs we wanted but I was soon leading Dom Perignon, a 5.9 semi-dirty crack with a bolt to protect the beginning (not really necessary) and one at the end.
A bit of trickery enabled us to drop our line on the neighborly sport climb Dominator (5.10c). It’s overhanging nature worked against my Trad-osaurus Rex arms and I took a couple hangs to get through. Tara top roped both lines with more grace than I.
Hungry, we quickly reversed the tyrolean and headed home for dinner.
Splitting up the next morning Tara went for an eleven mile run while I hiked up to the Second Flatiron and free soloed the Freeway Route (4th class/5.0). I gave a bit of beta to 3 climbers with a rack and rope who were surprised to find the Third Flatiron still closed. The last few stages of the Tour de France had me excited and I stopped for a rest just below the diving board to check on this last mountain stage (go Andy!). In retrospect, taking an extended break just below the committing leap wasn’t the best idea and it took longer than usual to psyche up for the jump. The rest of the climb and run back to the trailhead went fine and I got to watch a few groups on the First.
Friday afternoon was spent driving up to Buena Vista to meet friends of Tara’s who took us out on an exploratory bouldering session in the hills above town.
With a 3-year-old in tow, the minimal bouldering equipment was augmented with a kids bike. A bit of scouting and some help from a GPS got us to Picnic Boulder were we warmed up and nearly maxed out on the NE Corner (V0) route.
I need to find V- grades to warm up on, as the V2 SW Arete proved beyond me, but not Rolf (Trad Rex arms again).
Dinner was at the always excellent Eddyline Brewpub and my first visit to the Mt Princeton Hot Springs followed. Three year old Evan and I mixed up pancakes which Rolf cooked and then performed double duty by providing the motivation to get out and start climbing. Rolf picked the area classic Bob’s Crack (5.10a) for our start. I loved the route but did have to hang twice near the top to get through the slightly overhanging crux.
While I was climbing a group was doing a route to our left (Ego Buster), but rather than finishing at the normal anchors, the leader traversed way right to the top of Groundhog Day. Even more strangely he then pulled the rope all the way up to rappel instead of lowering (I had to stifle a giggle when he called the rappel “the juicy part”). Now his rope was on a different climb, with his gear left on the first route.
Rolf meanwhile took a turn “sport leading” Bob’s Crack with all my gear left in place. I felt a bit better about my own struggles when he found the crux difficult as well. Tara got ready to top route and clean our route while our neighbors sent up their second climb on the original line they climbed. We noticed they were looking a long and unsafe pendulum fall given their setup and pointed this out to them. Their concession to the danger was to throw up a helmet to the climber. Somewhat amusing to us was their recommendation that the climber just throw the gear he was cleaning to the ground so it wouldn’t hang of his harness and distract him.
Less amusing was the sudden jerk of my rope above while Tara was starting Bob’s Crack. I looked up and saw their climber had swung across the wall hitting our rope. I yelled at their leader “That had better not happen again!” Arguing back he insisted that no one was hurt so it was okay. “It’s not okay, if our climber had been a bit higher she’d have been hit by your group.” Their stupid rational was that “traverses are a part of climbing”, of course a traverse should be protected and this swing was completely unnecessary. By now the climber (who seemed new and looked pretty scared by his ride) was arguing with his leader that he wanted to be lowered down (wise choice). The situation seemed safer now that they weren’t trying to climb, so Tara continued up the route.
Taking a break, they huddled to discuss and bad mouth me, including calling me an “anal f*ck” which I can only take as a badge of honor considering the source. Finishing Bob’s Crack, we decided to leave the junk show at Bob’s Crack and head over to Elephant Rock.
The South Side Classic (5.8) sported a chopped bolt so we ended up doing the harder Trunk Line (5.9+) which I led finding a couple new bolts, a few old pitons and some extra small nut and cam placements to add to the safety. Since the route traversed and we were climbing as a group of three, I needed Tara to clip into the middle of the rope and reclip each piece of gear, then single-line rap off the anchors before Rolf could climb and clean the route. It might have been a good example for the group at Bob’s Rock on how to protect a traverse and climb safely, but they were showing a bit too much ego for a teaching moment.
After pulling our rope we drove to the shaded formation Almost a Tunnel to look at a short 5.8 climb there. On the way we noticed the group at Bob’s still had their rope and gear on the rock and hadn’t yet figured out how to safely clean up their mess. “This 5.8”, our final route today, was less a crack and more a series of flakes, some of which were rather hollow sounding. Not really an aesthetic line, but a nice way to finish the day.
Driving back to Boulder the legend of my “anal f*ck” persona grew and we had fun telling the story to friends that night.